Saturday, August 9, 2008

Emails: 2 Tough Questions: Modified

Starting a new section of useful email based info I've received. Useful for any reason, it may be spiritual, inspirational or educational.

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.. Who would you vote for?


Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologist
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and
drinks 8 to 10 martinis a
day.


Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.





Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

1 comment:

Jessica 'Wild' said...

Never trust a vegetarian!